Does he still do weird pet tricks?

I was sitting in my office when I heard our cat, Miracle, crying. Down the hall, she trots, carrying something white in her mouth. It's a scrunched up sticky paper. She dug it out of the trash. She sat in the doorway to our schoolroom where the kids were playing on the computer. She wanted to play! My daughter threw the wadded up paper and Miracle chased it. She brought it back.

So my cat will fetch. But my labrador retriever (notice the word 'retrieve' in the name!) will not. If I throw a ball, Liberty will look at me as if saying, "Why'd you throw it over there? I'm right here." Our labrador retriever also cannot swim. Think we should get our money back?